Pube faced fupa monster

A man or woman with a thick beard ressembling pubic hair n a fat upper pussy areas that looks like its trying to take over the world

Becky won the trailer park beauty contest. She was the obvious winner with her sweet beard n gunt hanging out that pube faced fupa monster

by Dirty Mike n the boys October 19, 2017

Monster

A person who hurts people and poses as something there not.

"There are many types of monsters in this world, monsters who will not show themselves and who cause trouble. Monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood, and, monsters who always tell lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisanse, they are much more cunning than other monsters, They pose as humans even though they have no understanding of the human heart, they eat even though they've never experienced hunger, they study even though they have no interest in academics, they seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such a monster, I would likely be eaten by it because in truth, I am that monster." - L Lawliet

by Light Yamami April 1, 2022

Cockness Monster

A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.

Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."

by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015

Mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

« may we all be mud monsters. »

by TheMudMonsterEnthusiastic September 18, 2021

Monster

You are a monster by default but you make yourself worse by trying to imitate the creature.

Hym "You're a monster but you will never be the creature."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2022

Wiggle Monster

A child or person that won't stop moving, shaking or squirming.

This kid won't sit still, she's a little Wiggle Monster.

by Getaboard August 18, 2023

Lag Monster

When a website that is content heavy and has an extended load time above normal loading rates, it is considered to be that of a lag monster.

Henretta tried to claim the free crypto on the website, but it was such a lag monster that she ended up just using the online mining link instead.

by DaBlockchainPet April 8, 2022