cookie monster

Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.

Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.

by PoppyLand February 21, 2018

monster & sensations

The true depiction of god. The snack of the demons. Walkers sensations thai sweet chilli with a monster ultra white or red. Inspired by past flings this is a joyous combination of both spice and recollection.

“Oyy dickhead, wtf u want”
“Monster & sensations i think.”
“Good choice manslag”

by Lonely celyn May 10, 2018

THREE LEGGED MONSTER

A person who has three legs. Usually named jared.

Attracts only ones and fours

How does jared walk. He is a three legged monster

by mr.steelyogurl February 22, 2017

monster hong kong

when you are going down on a girl and she pulls out her cock and fucks your face.

hey baby lets get nasty and monster hong kong if you know what i mean.

by ButtFucker70-1 February 23, 2017

forum monster

This refers to person or persons that lives off of the forums of a game or games, without actually playing it or them.

forum monster: "Hey, I think that's cool!"
Scrub: "Dude you dont even fucking play"
forum monster ":("

by anonymous September 18, 2016

ego monster

Someone who likes to be better than anyone else

See Marcus over there? He told me I can't lift because I'm not pretty. What an ego monster.

by Dream smasher August 20, 2016

cookie monstering

When you cut a battery cable at an awkward angle and nothing will crimp to it.

To bad you're cookie monstering it, or it would fit.

by Plop August 5, 2016