Monkey Ice

The ice formed on or in an open freezer from humidity in the air. Commonly seen on open-top supermarket chest freezers.

Woah, thats some serious Monkey Ice in the freezer!

by phpdevguy April 26, 2008

Chuckle Monkey

A person so stupid that he is always laughing.

Chuck: That Tommy is so dumb.
Larry: Yeah he is a real Chuckle Monkey.

by james mackelroy January 31, 2009

Mosh Monkey

Someone thrown by another to either Start or revive a Mosh pit that is slowing down

The pit was slowing down,So i grabbed some kid and made him my mosh monkey. The pit really got going after that.

by Mr. Xes October 15, 2008

Scrub monkey

Usually poor, lacking effort, desire or ability to improve their living conditions or economic status. A scrub monkey often haa a refrigerator in their yard along with broken lawn mowers, chickens and old bicycles, sometimes a rusted out 72 Camaro up on concrete blocks.

Those Scrub monkeys live on the county line in that run down trailer with all the junk in their yard.

by Spike BFMC 70 July 19, 2015

monkey-with-a-shotgun

Someone who isn't qualified to make life or death decisions, but is still entrusted with the power to do so.

Plural: "monkeys-with-shotguns"

If humans gave up our willingness to speak with one-another, we'd be no better than monkeys-with-shotguns.

The incompetent judge who sentenced that infant to life in prison was such a monkey-with-a-shotgun

by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 11, 2018

monkey swirl

When you fuck a Muslim upside down so it cum’s in a swirly motion into his mouth.

Hey honey can you make your self upside down for me so I can fuck you and let it swirl in my mouth. I want to call it the monkey swirl.

by Wspbud May 5, 2019

look at the monkey

A YouTube video made in 2004 that shows a creepy animation but has a badass beat to it

Have you seen “Look at the monkey”?

Yeah man that shits fuckin creepy

by schlemmy August 11, 2019