Max

The cutest girl in the world whose very caring

Everyone loves max

by anonymous August 24, 2021

Max Cain

A man who sucks up to adults and suck them off

You are such a max cain

by HIMATE $$%%^^&*( October 23, 2017

Max

Max is a very good kisser who always likes the girl who make him laugh.

Max: hey babe

Babe:kiss me when I get to yours kiss me hard

Max. Ok babe

by Macyman September 7, 2019

Max

An annoying boy who needs to learn more about his friends. He is rude,disrespectful, and an incredibly ugly boy.

Girl: ew did you see how ugly Max is

by Loverduck777 December 20, 2019

Max

A bloke who is maxed out on all the good qualities.

Max looks, max wit, max charm, max chest hair, max ability to make you smile, deserving of max amount of xoxo's, the absolute max amount of crayons you can fit into one box, max persuasion to convince you lettuce belongs on fajitas, max memories to be made. Basically, someone who could easily max out your heart.

Girls, particularly one girl from Louisiana, really had absolutely no chance when it came to Max. She is doomed and can't help but to max-fancy such a smart, handsome, funny, sweet, thoughtful, all around knock your knickers off bloke.

by raginlittlecajun June 9, 2021

Mini Max

Mini Max is a derogatory word for someone with a small dick. If you consistently call someone a Mini Max it undermines the kids self-esteem and makes him feel bad about something he can’t control.

Sally: “hey suzie, how was your date with the hot guy yesterday?”
Suzie: “You mean Mini Max?!?! It was a disaster! His dick was so small it was embarrassing! I sent him home crying.”

by TheManThing November 22, 2017

Max Linus

A fucking bitch.
Not caring about others, only loves himself but tries to be funny. He touches peoples knees and thinks they like it. He wanks peoples fingers.

Max Linus is a bitch.

by JeyKul November 22, 2021