kick the comet

A game invented by the Duggins and Moocow as youth.

To play, you dump gasoline on a tennis ball, light it on fire, and kick it around.

Kick the comet ended when the comet went into the sewer and caught leaves on fire.

by auraholly July 5, 2023

Kick

When a customer comes into a store and wastes a salespersons time with non sales questions thus causing the salesperson to miss sales and become generally pissed off. Usually the customer will spend hours asking questions a three year old would know.

That customer who didn't know where the power button was on her phone just kicked me real hard.

by Drummermanryan November 28, 2012

kick the ick

Breaking down the attitude some people have of seeing a same sex couple performing any sort of PDA.

Mike and Gary set out to Kick The Ick at the gay pride parade.

by Flamer63 October 22, 2018

The Reverse Donkey Kick

You have the girl do a hand stand, then while you proceed to hump her wheelbarrow style, then you kick her in the back of the head with your heal.

Jim last night I did the reverse donkey kick and the girl wouldn't wake up.

by Kingaburch February 6, 2021

Kick

A guy who everyone would wanna be and is amazing in everyway

“Omg i wanna be like kick so bad”

by Gobbler445 November 20, 2021

Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

kicking the muffin

Wasting time or doing nothing of consequence.

"Hey, what are you doing?". "Oh, nothing. Just kicking the muffin."

by drygravytrain December 22, 2021