Somalian Sizzer Kick

When some daft cunt is pissing you off so you scream the war following war cry “chabba gabba got any water LiLuLiLu” and fly towards the bellend with your right foot in the air and make direct contact with his smug face. Once your opponent has fallen you must rub your balls on his face while using a razor to scar your arm to show another successful Somalian Sizzer Kick.

Listen here cunt I’m about to hit you with a Somalian Sizzer Kick if you ain’t careful.

by IlynchedGerald December 10, 2018

Pumped Up Kicks

a person who says nothing, but is so cool (WARNING: he might also bring a gun to school)

damn, he's so cool, I bet he listens to Pumped Up Kicks

by real_mrbreast April 12, 2025

Kicked the sheets

When you are on the verge of falling asleep and you remember an extremely embarrassing moment, causing a physical reaction where you flinch hard enough to "kick the sheets"

Friend: "Why are you still awake man? I thought you went to bed an hour ago."
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).

(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)

by LukeLinguini January 22, 2024

just kick them out

You're having a laugh with your mate and suddenly the teacher starts yelling at you to shush and threating that she'll kick us out the class and then all of a sudden you hear a noise... coming from the left hand corner.... "Just kick them out"....

Person 1) "hahahah that is so funny"
Person 2 teacher) Guys stop laughing and distracting people
Person 3) Just kick them out

by Im a victim August 31, 2025

Camel Kick

A kick in Football using the outside of the foot, rotating the leg at the knee, raised as in a back heel, but then swung forward, striking the ball forward or looping it over any in coming player..

Ronaldinho utilised Camel kicks alot.

by MR. E TU November 29, 2023

kicking tee retriever

Your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. The only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to Special Teams.

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You get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. Thats a kicking tee retriever

by who really cares damn January 7, 2010

Kick Foes

To remove yourself from the situation or scenario

“Aye bruh this function is wack as fuck , im gonna kick foes”

by Yungroach January 14, 2020