hi

The boringest way to greet people

Instead of hi use sup or even hello not hi anything but hi people understand that

by M3ybol June 14, 2016

gargling his bacon

Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"

Susan stopped making out out with Johhny andwent down and started gargling his bacon

by Kelpsye June 7, 2016

tying his tie

Happens in the backseat of a car where you hold on to the tie around your man's neck while you bounce up and down on his lap vigorously and try to come before you choke him to death or NOT

We were driving to work this morning and my boyfriend asked me to fix his tie for him so I started tying his tie.

by jewel117 May 28, 2016

tying his shoe

SUKIN DAT DICK!!!!

She was sukin dat dick when tying his shoe

by Bob The Bob Dude May 14, 2016

philbert and his cavity man

This is when this guy named patrick comes up to you and hires his dentist to chew off your feet, or just shove them into a dog bowl for a few hours.

philbert and his cavity man)- So last night I was attacked by a wolf. shrally and her sisters)-That is pretty neat. philbert and his cavity man)- I know, I'm pretty impressive.

by Mr. Crosy May 19, 2016

string his guitar

a handjob

"I'm going to Bob's later tonight to string his guitar"

by sweg111111 April 29, 2016

dusts his donuts

When a dog brushes his feet on the grass or dirt after he defecates.

Bowzer always dusts his donuts after he poos.

by fyrwomn September 20, 2016