Shut the hell your mouth

A less rude and more playful way to tell someone to shut up

Person A: Did you know that-
Person B: Dude shut the hell your mouth with your family feud ass questions

by That's not very paragon! March 13, 2024

Hell right!

A phrase to confirm a statement, fact, law, or compliment.

Him: "Galvanized paint is the shit."
John Davis III: "Hell right!"

by SrahTheGhost52 January 9, 2025

what the hell

a thing that you may say if you see a weird/chaotic picture. what the hell can also be said if your friend asked you a stupid question.

friend: where do you live? I want to steal your Nintendo switch.

me: what the hell man

by youjustgotreared March 28, 2023

Hell

School

A yellow bus takes me to Hell everyday.

by PainT23 October 27, 2021

hell you doin

Short for "what the hell are you doing", like when someone is totally crazy

hell you doin man?

by vejtics May 22, 2019

Hell

The thing I've single handedly saved humanity from...

Hym "Because Hell is no longer the worst case scenario for any of you... The worst case scenario is you dying and waking up to find me.... Just... There. Wherever it is that you are... Isn't it? Wouldn't that be worse? Think about it.... You thinking about it? Can you picture it? Doesn't that sound worse to you? I don't know. Just a funny thought I had..."

Iam "Hey, man this Little demon show is pretty good. I was hesitant to watch it but yeah...?"

Hym "Huh? For real?"

Iam "Yup. S'pretty good."

Hym "Restart it. I want to watch. I will please me."

Iam "Umm.... Yeah, I'll watch them again." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam February 11, 2023

We Dine in Hell

"When" cowards, from a lineage of cowards, go around bragging and boasting about pathetic accomplishments. Threatening to decapitate the very thing they wish they were, and, instead get the very thing they thought they could dish out worldwide, in return. Born of the devil, banished by those who do good, and accepted by folly.

Them Man / Dem Man: "Bro, I done it! All over the house. She even wined and dined me. U got Six - O (£60)?"

Those who know the truth: "Dem man are going all over the gaff talking about 'come brothers, cast lots with us, we'll all share the loot'. They don't even realise the magnitude of their foolishness"

The collector: "Well, well, well... All of the spoils. For quite a while, I thought Peace and Tranquility kept me satisfied. I would like to have a joke to tell the offspring of Leaders. Yes... for this miniscule effort, I will band together the unseen, as a commemoration of our achievements. To Crown this day, WE DINE IN HELL"

Some random passer-bys: "Eureka!"

by Deer N Goggles March 24, 2024