by Bro Fucker May 19, 2021
"Ho, ho, ho, I am the cryptid fucker and I will fuck all your cryptids.
One day I'm balls deep in a wendigo, next day I'm divin deep into the pussy of a loch Ness monster, then on the third day, the chupacabra sucks my dick harder than it sucks the blood from those goats."
"I heard that guy over there is a cryptid fucker."
One day I'm balls deep in a wendigo, next day I'm divin deep into the pussy of a loch Ness monster, then on the third day, the chupacabra sucks my dick harder than it sucks the blood from those goats."
"I heard that guy over there is a cryptid fucker."
by Dorianthedodo November 27, 2024
You damn fucker over there
by Damn fucker over here February 27, 2017
Person 1: I did not stick my dick in a grilled cheese sandwich.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you Grilled Cheese Fucker.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you Grilled Cheese Fucker.
by GrilledCheeseMan April 04, 2023
Dexon: I got tired of fucking Nick so I fucked a fat gorilla, yes I'm a gorilla fucker.
Kayla: YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME?!?!
Dexon: yes.
Kayla: YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME?!?!
Dexon: yes.
by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024
Do you see Martin? He's up carols chuffer even though she's an absolute dump truck, what an exhaust fucker
by StretchyRaff November 29, 2016