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eat me out like one of your french girls 

A sentence that girls use to say they want to have sex with him.
Girl:Oh my god he's so cute
Girl 2:I want him to eat me out like one of his french girls
Boy:Do you want to have sex with me?
Girl 2:Yes!
Girl:Eat me out like one of your french girls!

Anti-French Sentiment 

A xenophobic and prejudiced view that all French people are arrogant pussies. Prevalent especially among Americans (most of whom have never met a French person), which is ironic as France is the nation most responsible for America's rise to prominence. Even the monument most often identified with America, the Statue of Liberty, was donated to the USA by the French.

Holding that all French people are prissy, arrogant pansies is about as well-founded as holding all Americans obese, retarded fuckbags. Generalizing this allegation displays the same kind of arrogance you reproach the opposite side with.
"Xenophobic American: Go eat cheese with the French, you unpatriotic pussy!"

The French Horn 

The act of performing analingus on a woman while fingering her; so named because one keeps their hand in the mouth of a french horn while they play; sister act to the rusty trombone, which is likewise named after a brass instrument.
"I gave my girlfriend The French Horn for Valentine's Day."

put my french bread in your dutch oven 

Having oral sex.
Can i put my french bread in your dutch oven?

Getting Kicked out of french class 

Attaining such a level of intoxication by marijuana that you experience the same emotions as one would have when kicked out of a high school French class.
getting kicked out of french class... "fuck max wine"

going over french 

This can only be done when your girlfriend is a babysitter. While she is at work, you go visit her and have sex in the homeowners bed. It is best pulled off when the man of the house walks in the room as you are putting on your shoes.
Friend 1- "Tyler was having sex with his girlfriend yesterday and pops almost caught them."

Friend 2-"At what point did he catch them?"

Friend 1-"Well they were done and he was just putting on his shoes.

Friend 2"Oh! Its all good. They were just going over French.