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Legendary High Five

The high five given after going skiing with your bros and the town's favorite whore.
Dude, remember the legendary high five we did last night after kelley beat us down the hill when we all went skiing?

Dude, so word.
by TittySlamSwag July 8, 2011
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five-star sickness

When you have the super flu and your entire body is ill from sickness, however, you keep soldiering on because you still have class even when you're sick.
Hey, dude, you must be a soldier, because you look like you have the five-star sickness.
by aint that the truth July 18, 2018
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FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES.

A fairly known meme from "The Orville", in which two Moclans start smoking cigarettes and order a machine to create 500 cigarettes, in which they slowly, overtime, get incredibly addicted to cigarettes.
Klyden: "The tingles! Do you feel them?"

Bortus: "I do."

Klyden: "We must have more!"

(Bortus presses a button)

Bortus: "FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES."
by manwithsomelies July 28, 2025
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West Virginia high five

West Virginia High five”: the act of slapping your sibling on the buttocks with your hand. Different from a “pat” on the rear; resembles a cowboy slapping a horse on the rear as he sends it out to pasture.
Tommy was in the habit of giving and receiving West Virginia high fives with his sister Rebecca.
by Jus in case November 17, 2023
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Five Finger Tate Punch

When a person goes wrist deep with their hands and flicks your prostate repeatedly to a skeet completion
Joey asked this fat chick for a Five Finger Tate Punch, and he’ll never cum another way again
by Clitmaster3278 October 21, 2023
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five good twos

five meaning a set of five good twos, in which case you have five twos that add up to ten
lil nig: Rate dat ho over there
me: I’ll give her a five, five good twos 🤣
by jeen yuhs March 11, 2022
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