by BamBam1974 September 26, 2010
Get the rooster douchemug. Douche bag is a word that I use to much... Due to the annoyingly idiotic people that surround me.
Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved.
Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. >.<
*Love yah dad!*
Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved.
Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. >.<
*Love yah dad!*
Me: Your such a douche bag...
Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up!
Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up.
Father: *gets red and walks away angerly*
Me: Oh Burn!
Dude, your a friggen douche bag!!
Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up!
Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up.
Father: *gets red and walks away angerly*
Me: Oh Burn!
Dude, your a friggen douche bag!!
by Smexie Emo November 10, 2008
Get the Douche Bagmug. Tom: Frank, look at Nick's closet, It's full of Nike shoes, shirts, jackets...
Frank: Yeah, he's a Swoosh Douche
Frank: Yeah, he's a Swoosh Douche
by RogerG September 7, 2013
Get the Swoosh Douchemug. by Sam May 13, 2005
Get the douche bagmug. 1. a container of douche, a vagina cleaner.
2. a turd, moron, cretin, dipshit, dumbass - there's many more synonyms for this word.
3. a girl who is extremely butt ugly to the max.
2. a turd, moron, cretin, dipshit, dumbass - there's many more synonyms for this word.
3. a girl who is extremely butt ugly to the max.
1. Jojo stopped at a Target store and bought a douche bag for his wife on the way home from work.
2. Look at that low-talent so-called film actor with his girlfriend who's several years younger. When he's seen with her he always has this big shit-eating grin that says "Looky who I scored with!". He's a total self-centered douche bag.
3. Larry: Why do you hang around with that Mindy? She's uglier than sin! How can you get it on with a hideous douche bag like that?!
Del: I can put a bag on her head when I do it!
George: Yuck!
2. Look at that low-talent so-called film actor with his girlfriend who's several years younger. When he's seen with her he always has this big shit-eating grin that says "Looky who I scored with!". He's a total self-centered douche bag.
3. Larry: Why do you hang around with that Mindy? She's uglier than sin! How can you get it on with a hideous douche bag like that?!
Del: I can put a bag on her head when I do it!
George: Yuck!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 30, 2007
Get the douche bagmug. by Brian Deegan August 18, 2003
Get the douche hammermug. a boy that has the smart level of a muffin, and acts like a douche 24/7. reffers to just about every guy in america,brazil and canada.
by Lauren LaRock October 16, 2008
Get the douche muffinmug.