cum and crumb

To eat in bed immediately after fapping or having sex.

Cum sesh so good we both had to cum and crumb

by nicky7282 May 29, 2017

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cozy cum

When a man ejaculates and he has a warm feeling in his testicles and cock.

"Dude, last night when I was watching porn, I had a cozy cum."

by dickyoudown187 December 14, 2015

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No Cum Christmas

Not being able to cum during the day of Christmas.

Delilah: Wanna have sex?
Berk: Can't...
Delilah: Why?
Berk: Cause it's No Cum Christmas

by Danny Torn November 11, 2019

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cum sock

a sock u cum inside

billy hit his cum sock under his bed after jerking off in it

by dwatts November 17, 2021

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cum lighter

When you put your cum in a lighter, then let a girl light a joint with it so she ingests your cum without her knowing.

Yeah she tasted my cum last night?

Oh she sucked your dick?
Nah I let her use my cum lighter

by 303hoodlyfe May 16, 2018

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Psychedelic hallucinations resulting from a person's semen blood toxicity level reaching 0.4 or higher. Cum Tripping is not for the faint of heart. Obtaining what is often referred as "Salty Nirvana" requires years of painstaking practice and dedication. Some Cum Trip the first time they attempt to, some never have the pleasure.

After years of sucking and fucking, and countless gallons of semen, I finally cum tripped my balls off.

Last night I felt God for the first time in my life while cum tripping in the East Village.

by ballstroker May 25, 2014

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