Someone who owns a crappy toupeé; a loser who doesn't even know how to say lines... someone who gets on others nerves, and who flirts with every female/male that they see.
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u are such a capital cock
eg does something dum like saying ''these shoes do fit me its just that i cant put them on''there for u are a capital cock
eg does something dum like saying ''these shoes do fit me its just that i cant put them on''there for u are a capital cock
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Get the captain 69 mug.julianne nemec. a dumb person who always says the most completely obvious things that a third grader would slap their forehead at.
(name withheld to protect identity):"hey, did you hear about the jesse jackson tumblers?"
julianne: "what? like, the black people?!"
(NWTPI):"yes julianne, like the black people. thank you captain obvious."
julianne: "what? like, the black people?!"
(NWTPI):"yes julianne, like the black people. thank you captain obvious."
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