eat some bean

something you would want to do after witnessing something that is wholesome. intentionally written 'bean' so as not to be confused with eating some beans when you want to consume actual beans.

This cute kitten makes me want to eat some bean.

eat some bean by chesh bean December 15, 2021

Boston shocker a.ka. bean town tickle 

A pleasurable sexual act first performed in South Boston. The act includes one's pinky being inserted into one's partner anus while extending the index and middle finger in a "V" formation towards the male's genitals and gently tickling, or stroking, the testicles. A pleasurable sexual act first performed in South Boston. The act includes one's pinky being inserted into one's partner anus while extending the index and middle finger in a "V" formation towards the male's genitals and gently tickling, or stroking, the testicles.

Jim and I were at the bar and I asked him " Have you ever had a finger in your butt during sex? He said no. I asked if he knew of the Boston shocker a.ka. bean town tickle? He said, no. I whispered it in his ear. We left the bar to head back to my place. "

Boston shocker a.ka. bean town tickle by southietickler September 20, 2015

Mr. Bean'd

When your girl gets her legs up on your shoulders and rides your face while you're standing, like that turkey on Mr. Bean's head in that one episode.

Girl, you ever been Mr. Bean'd?

Mr. Bean'd by dingdong2432 August 11, 2023

A Boston Beanbag 

When a guy is wrestling a girl, and his friend comes in and farts on her face. Her hands are busy thus creating the perfect ass-to-unprotected face fart.

When anthony and vittoria were wrestling, mike noticed vittoria couldnt move her hands. He ran over and gave vittoria a boston beanbag

A Boston Beanbag by yous-a-nasty-bytch April 24, 2010

garbanzo bean 

A way-cooler word for chickpeas, and a major ingredient in hummus.

Something that must remain stocked at all times in college cafeteria salad bars. This is on pain of death or violent dismemberment by hoardes of trendy, enraged, pita-and-hummus-consuming college students.

This is your first night working the salad bar? Okay. First thing you need to do is figure out where we keep the garbanzo beans. Check the coolers. Find them. I don't even know what the freaking things are, but God help us if we ever run out of them.

garbanzo bean by Lady Chevalier May 29, 2005

Banshee 

n.
A female spirit in Gaelic folklore believed to presage, by wailing, a death in a family.


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Irish Gaelic bean sídhe, woman of the fairies, banshee : bean, woman (from Old Irish ben. See gwen- in Indo-European Roots) + sídhe, fairy (from Old Irish síde, genitive of síd, fairy mound. See sed- in Indo-European Roots).

My father screams like a banshee.

Banshee by I have • for brains October 27, 2003

banscrewdrivers 

The discussion board had such members as pkingascwdriver, loose screws, screwage, clark, wonder cow, alter ego, and others. The threads were mostly quasi role playing, with users typically expressing a point of view opposite of their actual opinion for satirical purposes.

Outrageous solutions to the screwdriver "problem" were frequent topic of discussion, such as adopting glue and tape for all "fastening needs". After all, no one "needs" screws or screwdrivers.

pkingascwdriver, who in reality was pro gun control and one of the few liberal members of the banscrewdrivers forum, had a signature close to the following:

"Guns are tools and as such should be kept loaded in an unlocked toolbox or junk drawer for easy access and everyday use. Screwdrivers, on the other hand, are dangerous weapons, and if owned at all should be kept locked in a cabinet."

banscrewdrivers by wonder cow September 3, 2008