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Unfortunate Bar

A bar where no one attractive goes, and all the "ugly's" frequent. If a beautiful person were to go to said bar, they would leave immediatly recognizing that they do not belong. Where as if an unfortunate bar goer hits up a "normal club" (A.K.A. where good looking people go) they to will leave immediatly, not for the same reasons as the hottie mind you, but because they (the ugly), has recognized that they are too nasty to belong.
"I am not goin to get my groove on at THAT place, thats one of those unfortunate bars"
Girl A: "EEWWW I ran outta that place so fast, I'm way to hot for that shit"
Gir B: "Thats what you get for going to an unfortunate bar"
by **Baby Girl** February 22, 2008
mugGet the Unfortunate Barmug.

Bar

A “Bar” is a extremely hot and attractive 14 year old human being.
by bqrr June 11, 2022
mugGet the Barmug.

Bar

The cutest girl in the whole entire world, usually smart and funny. Also beautiful, mature and caring.
Guy 1:"I just went on a date with this girl, she's really awesome"
Guy 2:"how awesome is she?"
Guy 1:"she's a Bar"
by benvak07 January 2, 2017
mugGet the Barmug.

Bar worthy

Someone who is of age to drink
Today is Jessica’s 21st birthday, she is finally bar worthy
by Mommy go August 30, 2022
mugGet the Bar worthymug.

Moray Fried Mars Bar

The act of covering an African American woman in breadcrumbs and vegetable oil, then ejaculating all over her.
"Dude, you know Tasha? I gave her a Moray Fried Mars Bar last night, I think we're in love!"
by IGOTSOULJJA October 11, 2025
mugGet the Moray Fried Mars Barmug.

Bars

to do a cold or mogging like action; to drop bars
Yousoofe HALAL: Sousou Halal be dropping bars on us...🔥🔥🔥
Hamooz: Bars Sousou, barsss...
by Yousoofe December 13, 2023
mugGet the Barsmug.

punching the salad bar

The act of giving a throatjob creampie to a vegan/vegetarian, essentially providing the 'dressing' to their 'salad bar'.
After a few shots of tequila, Jane, a vegan, got her salad bar punched by Bob. Bob is known for punching the salad bar.
by batht May 16, 2018
mugGet the punching the salad barmug.

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