bags wank

When a girl who’s got bags under her eyes, wraps her bags around your cock and then wanks you off.

Pretty self explanatory Teddy

“I’m gonna give him a bags wank tonight, a nice surprise.”

by K-nicks October 21, 2019

Bagged milker

Someone who is dumb or ignorant.

Daniel: The earth is flat.
Josh: No it isn't, you're are such a bagged milker.

by Mestre Oogway September 25, 2021

Bag and Spoon

A rather unconventional sexual act, whereby the penis and scrotum are simultaneously inserted into an orifice (pussy, ass or mouth). An act reserved for those not faint of heart, and testicles of steel. Good luck!

Richards experienced a rather unpleasant trip to the ER, following a botched attempt at performing the ‘Bag and Spoon on his unsuspecting partner.

by AbhorrentRichards July 18, 2021

bags season

Based on the song Bags by Clairo. This season reflects on how the song feels and when it fits right. This season usually occurs during September-December, it can extend to late January or early February.

“What’s your favorite season?”

“Bags season is my favorite!”

by frogscotch October 10, 2022

Dick Bag

a.k.a. utters.

That cow's dick bag is so full of milk, she can hardly walk.

by fuckthathotass69 January 5, 2022

school bag

The piece of shit that is way to heavy and breaks at the end of the fucking year, draining your parents money in the process

Lincoln: Mommy, my school bag ripped.
Motherly figure: I'm going to commit tax fraud to pay this.

by no reeal name, just me January 10, 2022

One bag of

One bag of something (non-standard) refers to a huge amount of something, or a whole heap/lot of something in the Jamaican dialect. It's use is not just limited to things. It can be used with people or even animals.

In colloquial speech the word of is elided and becomes identical to 'a/ah.

One bag of ants outside under the bench.

One bag of unknown numbers keep calling me.

One bag of hungry-belly pickneys live over Miss Janey yard.

by Tropical Rythms December 7, 2021