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Ass Clown 

A word popularized from one of the greatest movies ever office space. A term that means some makes a complete fool of themselves.
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
Ass Clown by GardenState July 15, 2008
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ass marbles

Stress or tension; being so tense you could shove marbles up your ass and keep them there.
I have to write this application for University, and it's giving me ass marbles.
ass marbles by Madeleine Powers December 12, 2008
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ass pheasant 

N: Someone who is constantly up someone's ass. Obsessed with the person they follow.
Mike Hunt: Seymore! You need to do a better job and not be an ass to our damn customers.
Seymore Asses: Damnit Mike Get off my back and quit being an ass pheasant!
ass pheasant by Kris Webb April 8, 2007

ass laugh 

The act of laughing with such exuberance that one becomes involuntarily flatulent.
While falling victim to a toilet tackle I broke into an outrageous ass laugh!
ass laugh by Uncle Junk July 6, 2007

Ass-Bastard 

A person who has been conceived and born in an unwed gay man's anus.
I hate that guy, he's a complete ass-bastard.

So your dads aren't married? That'd make you an ass-bastard, huh?
Ass-Bastard by Safe Seraphim June 28, 2008

Ass-essing the situation

Scanning the area and spotting out all the girls with a nice ass
Bob: look... over there i see so many nice asses
Steve: are you Ass-essing the situation?

Ass Hat Dip Shit 

An incompetent idiot who frequently screws up and often forgets to do things.

The more appropriate version would be butt hat dip crap, it more friendly but just as offensive.
Kaite was an ass hat dip shit who kept forgeting to pick up her cord.