This is when an individual, typically male, thinks they have a chance with another individual, typically female, so he follows her around like a lost puppy dog thinking that he will get some, when in fact he is merely cock blocking another individual from getting any.
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She barks at nothing eats socks
Yodels
Falls into the pool twice with out knowing how to swim
Sleeps on back
We give he weed treats to keep he calm/for real
When you take her on a walk she will only walk to the front gate
She barks at nothing eats socks
Yodels
Falls into the pool twice with out knowing how to swim
Sleeps on back
We give he weed treats to keep he calm/for real
When you take her on a walk she will only walk to the front gate
Friend< aww she’s so cute can she have babies with my dog
Me<no we fixed her so there wouldn’t be daisy the dog/s running around
Me<no we fixed her so there wouldn’t be daisy the dog/s running around
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> Someone who gets bit by a dog and the owner says “I don’t believe he bit you he’s never bit anyone!” (When you know damn well he has) where’s the sympathy?
> Someone that makes your dog beautiful and doesn’t always get tipped. Do you tip YOUR hairstylist every time?
> A majician. That’s what dog owners think anyway, “ I brushed him last night so just a light trim would be good.” And the hair is matted to the skin! Abracadabra! Your dog now looks like a naked mole rat because you can’t brush it every now and then.
> The one that answers the phone on Christmas Eve and has to listen to someone rant about how they need their giant schnauzer groomed TODAY. And then they freak out totally puzzled at the fact that you can’t get them in.
> Someone who gets bit by a dog and the owner says “I don’t believe he bit you he’s never bit anyone!” (When you know damn well he has) where’s the sympathy?
> Someone that makes your dog beautiful and doesn’t always get tipped. Do you tip YOUR hairstylist every time?
> A majician. That’s what dog owners think anyway, “ I brushed him last night so just a light trim would be good.” And the hair is matted to the skin! Abracadabra! Your dog now looks like a naked mole rat because you can’t brush it every now and then.
> The one that answers the phone on Christmas Eve and has to listen to someone rant about how they need their giant schnauzer groomed TODAY. And then they freak out totally puzzled at the fact that you can’t get them in.
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