Metal sam is the natural treasure of the horsham alternative scene. known about west sussex for his long hair, funny walk, and leather jacket, he is typically recognised striding about horsham market in the early hours of the day and congregating with his strange friends at local market stalls. Be careful not to engage in conversations with metal sam as he will quickly change the conversation to how many cds are in his bag at that current time, and if you can name 3 songs from whatever band t-shirt you are wearing.
“Oh god, here comes metal sam. Probably no good CDs in the british heart foundation then. May as well go home”
by BigChad111 November 20, 2021
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This is a monumental day dedicated to all the Sams, Samuels and Sammys of the world. On this day show a Sam you appreciate them by poppin a tiddie in their dms!
This is a monumental day dedicated to all the Sams, Samuels and Sammys of the world. On this day show a Sam you appreciate them by poppin a tiddie in their dms!
Sam:"AYO BITCH UTS OCTOBER 5TH"
Girl:"For the last time sir this is a Wendy's. I think you need to leave."
Person:"But its National send Sam nudes day"
Girl:"Oh ok. *sends nudes*"
Girl:"For the last time sir this is a Wendy's. I think you need to leave."
Person:"But its National send Sam nudes day"
Girl:"Oh ok. *sends nudes*"
by Definitely not a Sam October 5, 2021
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He loves scrounging for beak and doesn’t pay his friends back.
A noteable blair experience would be the act of him doing a wild shit and falling in it and proceeded to go into town not a care in the world of his oder.
don’t be like sam
He loves scrounging for beak and doesn’t pay his friends back.
A noteable blair experience would be the act of him doing a wild shit and falling in it and proceeded to go into town not a care in the world of his oder.
don’t be like sam
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