Tikness Monster

A scary and delusional monster with
red hair who comes to tickle and whisper silly thoughts in your ear

“OMG NO ITS THE TIKNESS MONSTER!!!”

by dicksleeve February 5, 2023

Mattress Monster

A Mattress Monster is a fat and or butt ugly broad who likes rough and dirty sex and is likely to be infected with multiple varieties of crotch rot.

Dude 1: "Hey man, that broad's hot. I'd do her so hard her grandmother would cum!"
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!

by Nubian_Mattress_Monster July 15, 2016

the brian monster

A sexy beast who is gay but in denial and secretly wants to nail his best friend

Paul is the Brian monster

by Gay bastard fart June 26, 2016

Monster

The fucking thing under your bed

“Father for there is a monster under my bed” “shut the fuck up timmy and go to bed”

by chimkin nugg January 14, 2021

Monster Energy

a drink for annoying people

Jo: hey ash did you see Kennedy drinking a monster energy?
Ash: I know what a loser. *drinks Rockstar like a CHAMP*

by Officialopposum August 8, 2021

Monster Quickie

When you drown your partner in monster energy while they suck your dick.

Guy: "lets do a monster quickie"
Girl: "mmmm okay"

by monsterquickiefan32 August 7, 2021

sizzle monster

A BBQ accessory that appeared on KickStarter, it let's user to sear in high heat and use the diffuser to cook food via indirect heat.

The grilling from John tasted like it is out of a steak house, did he use a Sizzle Monster?

by FJ moster July 20, 2016