yawn monster

when somebody yawns almost constanly. all of the time.
"oh my goodness...your such a yawn monster"
or "baillie is a yawn monster"
by chelsea. February 20, 2008
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giant monster balls

balls that are giant
"wow! what big giant monster balls you have!!"
by ilovejapaneseanal69 February 04, 2024
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Virgin Monster

A creepy stalker who wants to rape women just to lose his virginity. Another word for this meaning is "pervert." No wonder why women won't date these men. Keep it up, ladies! Ditch those bad boys!
Girl: Ew, I just saw a virgin monster. Best to avoid dating him.

Girl 2: Wow, no wonder why he never really had a girlfriend in his life. He could end up being like a 40-year old virgin.
by TechUser93 June 06, 2021
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Swamp Monster

Any politician who has spent a majority of their life in office.
by The4horseman December 23, 2020
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Swamp Monster

Swamp Monster: a highly opinionated, if not downright self-righteous partisan hack that thrives on verbally abusing other people in order to amuse themselves and other partisan hacks.
Ann Coulter recently asked North Korea to nuke Seattle, confirming once and for all, that she is just another swamp monster.
by polygeek April 08, 2017
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Swamp Monster

The neglect of bathing; specifically washing or shaving your genetalia, so when your genitals are visible they resemble a putrid swamp monster.
"I dont think I will be going on dates with Tyler anymore... when we were about to have sex he pulled out a Swamp Monster"
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 28, 2022
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