Tummy monsters

that shitty stinging stomach ache that hurts to walk around with

Sorry boys I just came down with the tummy monsters

by memelordraymund October 31, 2017

ugly monster

A big penis or a cock

My ugly monster is gonna rip your throat!!

by 4744jay October 30, 2017

bulgolgi monster

A secret monster that lives in the shadows and claps Robert Juarez's cheeks on the daily.

John: Whats wrong with Robert Today?
Adrian: I think he might have run into the Bulgolgi Monster last night.

by Biggoygoy April 20, 2018

monster stick

This is how you define your own male genitalia no matter the actual size.

Jason tells his wife she's getting the monster stick every "clean sheet" Wednesday.

by Wfchampa April 20, 2018

Coke Monster

A hallucination of a mountain lion with white eyes following you.

"My coked-out brother-in-law said he was hunting and a mountain lion with white eyes followed him home. Coke Monster."

by PattyWithAPH November 16, 2017

Ween Monster

Is a person who turns into a paleolithic creature of dark properties in a quest for hunger of ween and or penis, and or cock.

Wow! Luke is such a ween monster!

by Doct3r February 19, 2018

cookie monster

Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.

Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.

by PoppyLand February 21, 2018