How To Kill Somebody

Nah

"Why would you look up how to kill somebody?"
-Me

by The Gulper July 14, 2022

Killed their Cricket

When someone is exhibiting irrational behavior and has disregarded their inner conscious. Similarly to Jiminy Cricket from Pinocchio.

They Killed their Cricket when they decided to yell at the waiter.

by Gekkouga7 May 25, 2021

Why'd you kill that woman?

Because some idiot handed me a loaded gun you fucking retard.

A female retard "Why'd you kill that woman?"

Hym "Because they're the best ones to kill! It's so much more satisfying than killing a man! It's the only justice the world will ever know!"

by Hym Iam April 24, 2024

Kill Striked

When you kill someone in a 1v1 and you get down to heal but then someone sneaks up behind you and kills you when you are low.

I was playing fortnite the other day, and after this intense fight i sat down to heal, but some jerk Kill striked me my dude.

by Fuzion Fury February 21, 2019

National Kill a Freshman day

today is the day that you kill a freshman. Try for it to be the least annoying freshman so everyone hates you.

Senior: hey it’s October 27th!
Freshman: what’s that mean
Senior: National kill a freshman day! *chops his head off*
Freshman: *dies of death*

by ItsDonnie234 October 23, 2022

Killing Softly

Talking about people behind their back, or getting in their business with the intent of hurting them

People killing softly whenever you come up

by LeroyJenkems November 09, 2019

I've never killed a man

If someone says this, they most definitely have killed a man.

"I've never killed a man."
"That's fucking cap."

by Dumb Bitch Juice Addict July 31, 2021