Half the meat

When a girl has an iud ring in her cooch so she tells you ya can’t go too deep..

Girl: I have an iud ring so don’t try and get all up in my guts.

Me: don’t worry babe I’ll only give ya half the meat

by Ron Rico June 5, 2018

meat greased

When a man cums on a girl’s pussy lips.

Are you going to grease Jenna’s meat tonight?

Yeah I was with Paul last night and got my meat greased.

by Clickman January 31, 2020

Meat grinder

Slang term for a really good fleshlight.

"I just stuck my dick in a meat grinder."

by JackinOffSquares December 7, 2021

aquatic meat

fish.

“Bro, i’m really in the mood for some aquatic meat tonight.”

by porterhousesteaks January 31, 2020

Meat Winner

Any female who desperately fights for some tools attention in order to get some action.

Usually lowering her standards to unheard depths. If successful she is then the Meat Winner, but a shell of a women afterwards.

Pearl is never getting Howard's attention unless she really sluts it up. Otherwise, Jen will be the Meat Winner.

by Guido4life July 18, 2016

Meat Stabber

1. Noun referring to a fast food restaurant manager when he/she has to "stab" the meat with a digital thermometer to ensure the meat is fully cooked.

2. A digital thermometer with a needle tip, used to take the temperature of cooked meat.

3. A man who has sex.

That meat stabber checked the meat. After work, he stabbed his girlfriend's meat.

by Enigmanic September 11, 2014

window meat

The good meat at Fogo de Chao.

Dick Phillips loves the Window Meat!

by JYD1682 January 20, 2015