Dead internet theory

Yeahyeah the abstract money generator..... Yeah.... Oops 🤷 ♂️ I mean... He was talking a bunch of shit about how special and competent you have to be to make money.... You know? And I'm like the greatest mind the world has ever seen... So, like, the scholarly work is like... Really high level stuff...
Hym "Hahaha! Yeah, they're hookin up thay abstract money generator aren't they? Yeah... That's fucking hilarious. Kind of sad but, you know... In a cage... And what not... I think it has a different name though... Dead internet theory? It's like 'Something forest theory' or something, right?"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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To Internet Explore

To do smth so that even Space Time Continuum collapses.
This criminal was supposed to be executed but the police decided to Internet Explore his date to 2000 years.
by Kjelpop November 10, 2020
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internet dating

asking someone out on internet or facetime even if you know the mirl is a fucking sin you should never do it, be a fucking bro and ask them out irl ya herd? ight word,
internet dating, im not doing it on facetime, maybe soon tho
by TPFKadin September 12, 2019
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internet meme

funni stuff on the internet
when overused its not funni anymore
and then becames funni years later
ayo i make this internet meme about mr incredible
lets post it
*proceeds to watch mr incredible becoming sus uncanny scared earape blah blah blah*
by urban dictionary is 4chan February 25, 2022
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reliable internet

something that doesn't exist.
Person 1: Hey, do you know any reliable internet services that I can use?
Person 2: N O I N T E R N E T P R O V I D E R I S R E L I A B L E
by Nic0981323 April 15, 2023
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Internet Brain

A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.

Symptoms:

* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.

* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions

Cures:
* Gardening

* Community service
* Mediation and prayer
Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?

Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.
by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025
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THE FUCKING INTERNET

Scott lee is the fucking internet and you cannot prove him wrong.
I am the fucking internet. -Scott Lee
by Ben_be_Jamin July 01, 2024
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