Beef

A beef is someone you call your bestfriend. Instead of saying bff or bestfriend, you would call them Beef.

Other nicknames are Beef chicken or Beef jerky.

“Hey beef chicken!!”

friend: “BAKAW”

by mybestfriendismybeef November 30, 2023

Beef girls

See Texas girls

Bobby: I wish they all could be California girls
Ricky: Not me. I like me some beef girls

by pseudosymmetry June 2, 2022

beef locket

Another term for vagina, or nature's pocket, also what one would define as a "precious vagina".

Similar to ham wallet or meat purse, but more dear to your heart.

"Before we board this plane, let me gently stuff all this weed into my precious beef locket."

by hamwallet69 February 20, 2020

Beef queef

The act of gaining unecessary air causing a disruptive sound to one's ear vibrating the Labias as they are worn down to a crisp roast "beef".

That woman is excessively explosive with beef queefs!

by Steveeatspizza November 24, 2016

beef sticking

the act of having any beef substance such as a slim jim or long beef jerky stick, and sucking/licking it sexaully, mainly towards freshman in highschool to make them laugh and or creep them out.

junior takes slim jim, calls a freshmans name, then starts licking the beef stick, this is called beef sticking.

by laxbro4532 October 16, 2012

Beef smears

Stains on underpants caused by beef curtains.

"I wasn't going to wash my panties but then I noticed they had some serious beef smears."

by Trinkets friend March 13, 2012

beef

the fine art of arguing or fighting someone because they are stupid or because you are stupid and want to pick a fight with someone.

Person 1- Hey! I have beef with you
Person 2- Why?

Person 1- Because you're stupid
Person 3- No person 1, it's because you're bored and stupid and want to pick a fight with someone smaller than you.
Person 2- Hey! I'm not that small

by shadys back May 23, 2022