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Nintendo Juice

A drink that gives you ultimate power and makes you the best at something for a limited time. It is mainly just a phrase. You can buy it at Funky's fly and buy. Or his shack.
Donkey: Dude the Texans are losing by to much!
Scrooge: Ya, they're are gonna need to get some Nintendo Juice to win this one.
by Give the moose his food, Eli December 5, 2019
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Guido Juice

a special shot or drink which is comprised of taking the nights (same or prior's) left over alcoholic and non alcoholic beverages and dumping them into a container and mixing it up. (some versions just let it sit as is no thorough mixing) you then pour this concoction in to a shot glass or drink glass. you may if you choose to freshen it up by adding some other additives* if desired.

see also : New Jersey Turnpike (the drink)

*usually other alcoholic or non alcoholic beverages such as what the drinker or bar-tender may prefer added to it.

*rarely; some people add blood or other additives to the connection to give it a special kick. (unverified)
A:hey man what the fuck was in that drink last night it got me wasted and i'm a HEAVY drinker.
B: oh that was Guido Juice. its my friends specialty.

A: naw man, but what was in it there was definitely something special.
b: we WERE drinking some heavy stuff the night prior. he just mixes everything up and serves it. that's prob why. since some was 200 proof.

a: you had GUIDO JUICE???? i'm surprised you didn't die!
B:why, what's in it?

a: I heard joey likes to add deer's blood to it since he claims it gives him extra energy. most people throw up. you must have a strong stomach.
b: you serious?!
a: who knows! no one's ever seen him mix it or where the bottle comes from.
by zmyr88 August 9, 2018
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Dirt Juice

When you take whats left in your nearly empty liquor bottles and mix it in to one drink.
I had an ounce of vodka, sip of Jeger couple drops at the bottom of 6 beers and some tequila. I mixed them all together and made Dirt Juice.
by Scheezo December 1, 2010
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Jurisprudence Juice

What happens when C-SPAN make yo lady wet.
After a long session of C-SPAN and chill, my gurl had mad Jurisprudence Juice.
by the_true_rickster December 11, 2018
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skillet juice

adj.
a male or female who, in there state of being is clearly p.i.m.p. and knows how to "if you got it, flaunt it"
by KellyYana December 15, 2007
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Booch Juice

A generic juice that poor hoodlums drink that they buy nfrom ghetto gas stations and markets.
J.R. did not have much money so he purchased a booch juice from the Haddock Grocery.
by DaClown6996 May 12, 2012
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Juice Jacking

When a female steals a used condom after having sex, with the sole purpose of insemination.
Drake: man that girl screamed when she tried juice jacking me but didn't realize I poured hot sauce in there.
by m3rc10us January 31, 2022
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