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To act like a right Hobnob in the tea, is to have a tantrum and deliberately sabotage something nice, either for yourself or someone else. Taken from the selfish nature of the hobnob biscuit, which presents itself as a tough 'come dunk me bro' biscuit, only to crumble when submerged. Similar to 'pissed on your chips'.
Stop it! You're ruining it for us! You're acting like a right hobnob in the tea!
by Dontleavemeunattended April 26, 2021
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tea & crumpets

oh those tea & crumpets look nice
by GrannyNorma21 July 19, 2017
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A gag-worthy sentence whose language and symbolism can only be understood by the most devoted of the Unemployment religion.

Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile!"
by repufolklore February 28, 2025
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Tea

when one tells a bit of gossip that makes them big mad
Girl: i am bored, spll the tea!
female: ok, karen is havng sex with josh
Karen: -walks in big mad-
by Solar. February 19, 2019
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Tea Towel Method

The usage of a Tea Towel To dry out the recievers anal passage and dry off the givers penis. then perform the act of anal sex without any lubrication.
Tea towel method: Getting a tea towel and drying out the anal passage and penis before anal sex
by Timmy Bean Boy August 26, 2012
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mint tea

The disgusting shit they serve at Moroccan restaurants

My family calls it “hot scope”
Mom: ooh here comes the mint tea!

Me: I will never understand why you enjoy hot scope.
by Strongly Opinionated Erin February 3, 2018
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Green Tea Addict

A person, usually male, who lusts for huge, fat cocks, yet doesn't admit it publically. Basically closet homosexual, but with bigger cock sucking urges.
Green Tea Addict is getting defensive again....
by Giorno but gayer August 31, 2018
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