A golden hedgehog is when you're a C-level executive and you do something incredibly stupid like sleeping with a direct report and you get fired and you don't get a golden parachute, you get NOTHING...also known as a Golden Hedgehog
Dude did you hear about James Dickwad III. He just got fired for sleeping with Lisa! I hope he doesn't get a golden parachute. Naw that dumbass walks away with nothing. A golden hedgehog.
by Tokenship March 12, 2024
Get the golden hedgehogmug. When you pee in a person’s butt and they blow you while sitting on the toilet pissing the urine out of their ass.
by sassyclassyassy March 18, 2019
Get the Golden Mudslidemug. by LordPissbucket June 14, 2023
Get the Golden Kiwimug. The act of freezing a bottle of piss, and once it’s frozen cutting away the plastic and inserting the frozen cone into one of your partner’s orifices.
“Richard drank a lot of beer last night and used its fluid proceeds to give me a Golden Ice Cream Cone. It was heaven.”
by RichardDeRuijter July 19, 2024
Get the Golden Ice Cream Conemug. Having a threesome and having a person ride the dick of one man while also sucking the dick of another man
by Penislover1983 April 9, 2021
Get the Golden pyramidmug. by papadarra November 17, 2010
Get the golden glovedmug. A prick or a pretty boy
by Jack straw August 26, 2022
Get the golden Adonismug.