Zoom Bag

1) A person who uses Zoom meetings to escape their usual duties around the house, trying to cover for their general laziness by claiming fake Zoom meetings (aka' Douche Bag' before the Covid days)
2) Taking a picture of your hairy nuts, and than Zoom-bombing a room with it, setting that picture as your background and covering your webcam. The picture of your nuts is the 'Zoom Bag'. Similar to tea bagging, just in the virtual realm.

1) Honey, I can't leave my basement office bunker now, you'll have to feed our toddler and give him a bath. I know it's unusual, but I have a work Zoom from 6pm-9pm today. It sucks, I know. Please try to understand... (while I take a nice nap on the basement couch). ZOOM BAG!
2) Hi everyone, here's my nuts in Zoom. How y'all like that? Eat that Zoom Bag!

by drunk dude 69 May 15, 2020

Bag of Sticks

Old Irish saying, meaning you feel like shit, unwell.

Man, I'm feeling like a bag of sticks right now.

by John Paul the Pope February 13, 2020

Secure The Bag

To get money and be able to keep money. Or to comfortable with the amount of money you sitting on.

"Ay you tryna hit the mall tonight"

"Nah not tonight I'm workin"

"Damn, you always at work"

"You know I gotta secure the bag"

by Anon090807 March 14, 2020

bags season

Based on the song Bags by Clairo. This season reflects on how the song feels and when it fits right. This season usually occurs during September-December, it can extend to late January or early February.

“What’s your favorite season?”

“Bags season is my favorite!”

by frogscotch October 10, 2022

Dick Bag

a.k.a. utters.

That cow's dick bag is so full of milk, she can hardly walk.

by fuckthathotass69 January 5, 2022

school bag

The piece of shit that is way to heavy and breaks at the end of the fucking year, draining your parents money in the process

Lincoln: Mommy, my school bag ripped.
Motherly figure: I'm going to commit tax fraud to pay this.

by no reeal name, just me January 10, 2022

One bag of

One bag of something (non-standard) refers to a huge amount of something, or a whole heap/lot of something in the Jamaican dialect. It's use is not just limited to things. It can be used with people or even animals.

In colloquial speech the word of is elided and becomes identical to 'a/ah.

One bag of ants outside under the bench.

One bag of unknown numbers keep calling me.

One bag of hungry-belly pickneys live over Miss Janey yard.

by Tropical Rythms December 7, 2021