Sock Knockinist

An expert of sock knocking.

“Did you see the person hit that guy out of the atmosphere?”

“Yeah. She was a real Sock Knockinist!”

by Merpers July 17, 2018

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024

sock head

When a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his penis and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.

The football game was nice, but there was a sock head who ran out on the field during halftime.

by catfishio December 4, 2011

Wet socks

An awkward, uncomfortable, or unexpected situation.

"Dude, I don't wanna sound rude, but this conversation is kinda wet socks right now."

by Nihplod_ February 14, 2021

cock sock

a different term for a condom

"Babe! Put on a cock sock, I don't wanna get pregnant."

by Gymnast_101 December 13, 2016

Hellmanian Sock

The Hellmanian Sock is a Minimalist style of clothing in which the foreskin is put over the testicels. If you wear it you re not naked, because you still wear the Helmanian sock.

Bro why are you naked?

> I’m not naked, i‘m wearing the Hellmanian Sock.

by Thier_x September 20, 2019

Socking off

You have not officially knocked off until you sit on the couch and sock off.

Socking off, Ah, that feels better, I am now socked off for the day.

by Doostick December 11, 2022