Snow patrol

Used to describe someone who’s grumpy or in a bad mood

T: hey have you talked to dad today?
A: yea he’s going snow patrol so probably stay away

by Tjsnipe November 22, 2020

Snow

Snow's a big chilly carpet of nobody gives a shit.
Like old man winter spread around his nasty mayonese and turned the landscape into his own personal asshole sandwich.
When i look around all I can see is the miles of unharnessed snowmen im just too damn cool to build.

~Dave Strider

Jade: Isnt snow great?
Dave: Snows a big chilly carpet of nobody gives a shit...

by 8^y November 27, 2020

Snow Canoeing

When you cum in a pussy and keep going.

Me and the boys are going snow canoeing later!

by Noname70 November 27, 2020

Snowed

An appropriate gesture to rude or idiot skiers that turn out in front of people without giving a care in the world.

Getting Snowed is when someone comes to a fast decline in speed while turning their skis or snowboard angled at the idiot, causing a wave of powdery snow to engulf the mentally inept skier

Skier 1"Some asshole back there almost took me out, so I snowed the shit out of them!"
Skier 2"Nice! Those idiots need to learn to not turn into people!"

by Some Educated Clown November 29, 2020

snow carrot

Opposite of snow bunnies, black guys who only like and hang with white girls

Girl 1: Oh my god, I wanna go for Jordan
Girl 2: Don’t, he’s a snow carrot, only goes for white girls

by guucigang February 18, 2020

Balltatit Snow

Native Coloradan term for Deep snow. Snow so deep in fact that with each step you take, you sink from your balls to your tits.

Hey, are you going to Steamboat Springs this weekend? I hear they got Balltatit Snow this week.

by Bcutter February 23, 2020

Mark Snow

Mark Snow is a little short bitch who will never grow. If asked to hit his vape, he'll deny you of your request and be anal about sharing the dome piece. If ever encountered, this little ankle biting cunt will scream at you for being a simp at the highest decibel of noise, leaving you feeling dizzy and throwing off your equilibrium.

Man fuck MARK SNOW, he's a little bitch; You guys know MARK SNOW, yea he wont let me hit his vape; Guys I don't feel good, MARK SNOW just screamed at me for being a simp, i think i need to lay down.

by 420MikeHunt69 March 6, 2020