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noob slap 

To be beaten soundly by a noob. Usually follows a long silence where the "pro" either leaves, kicks the noob, or starts ranting.
Noob123: "I won right?"
Pro1337: "Wtf...j00 h4x0r! Dis be unpossible!" *cries*
noob slap by BootlegDVD January 9, 2005
Related Words

Jam Slap 

The action of putting jam on your hand and slapping a sleeping person across the back or stomach with slight force leaving a stick mass of jam and immensely confusing the victim.
I totally jam slapped that sleeping weirdo she's washing the jam off now.
Jam Slap by cazlo April 11, 2011

National slap pussy day 

April 15 go up to a girl slap their pussy cause why not
Its national slap pussy day my dudes

a CFC slap 

when you are done having sex with a girl and you take off your condom and slap here with it...in the face

aka a cum filled condom slap
"dude when i was done with that chick i gave her a CFC slap, and she liked it."
a CFC slap by Jdog and box August 2, 2008

Visual bitch slap

Often called a "dirty look." It is when someone looks as if they are about to bitch slap someone (the person in which direction they are looking) but decides to show restraint.
Did you see vicki in science today? Jessica threw her a Visual bitch slap.

point slap 

A means of resolving a conflict by physically pointing at someone, and then slapping them so hard that they get the point.
That bitch Jessica told me that she fucked Ben, so I had to point slap her.
point slap by Bizznasty August 20, 2005