rearrange my guts

when someone fucks you so hard some people say you are rearranging there guts

david "did lucy tell you if i fucked her good

mark "yeah man she said, he rearrange my guts"

by daddy19487292 May 20, 2018

shoot my shot

when a boy or girl likes you and you want to start talking to them heavy so you ask them basically what you trynna do

aye im trynna shoot my shot so wassup

by stw15 April 23, 2017

Probably my Biceps

pronoun- antecedent is always "biceps"
Expression used for the sake of being used; has lost most of original meaning
Origin- Speculated to have been coined by Theodore Roosevelt, as he was known to have an extremely well developed upper body.

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Probably my biceps"
*swooning and possible copulation ensues*

by Jessetotallydidnotmakethis February 8, 2013

burns my weave

Makes me super duper angry to the point of unfriending your ass.

Logan Burns My Weave when he be blowin up my Facebook page.

by GWIZ December 27, 2013

snort my shit

when your mom tells you to come home but you don't want to

Mom: "Come home, its getting late and it's a school night"
Brian: "snort my shit

by coolDefBoi September 3, 2019

my titty kitty

This is the feline version of a titty baby, a snuggly pus who loves to stay with their human family.

There is my titty kitty on my feet - Muffy!

by I, Wreckerrr November 28, 2020

my finger slipped

oops my finger slipped~ a saying used to sarcastically say you did something by accident (but you actually did it on purpose)

Friend~*kills me in-game*
Friend~oops my finger slipped
Me~grrrrrrrr

by XxZoexX August 9, 2020