Keyboard Nipple

The keyboard nipple, aka the trackpoint, is that dumb fucking thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard that no one uses besides a bunch of homo dorks because it’s “efficient”

Use a mouse you asshole

Jared uses the keyboard nipple on his laptop, to reduce wrist strain.

Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.

by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025

thug nippies

when she's a brick house and you like them
but you're not totally sure you're gangsta

enough to and 1 Lady Thug Nippies
so if you ponder too long or have a belief
thing you might miss your chance to love
and who knows marry, Mrs Thug Nippies

This Beauty on the net was blasting men, with clothes on too, her awesome thug nippies, and none these men has stones to offer a date to her.

by sinrlifemattrs October 21, 2025

a goglia nipple

when one's nipple bleed profusely due to a tight jersey.

BRO did you the a goglia nipple on Nick because of the new uniforms? He looks like he was in a gay version of the movie Saw.

by the ballz October 28, 2013

tipple my nipple

To drink small quantities of milk from the breast.

He said he was thirsty so I let him tipple my nipple

by Levantarse December 17, 2015

swiss army nipple

Nips with a purpose

My Swiss army nipple creates problems

by Yet skirt skeet July 9, 2017

lick the nipple

Taking an example to an extreme. Milking it.

Let's lick the nipple and figure out the worst possible situation.

by SatoriPlus August 28, 2017

Half a nipple

Specifically a unit of measurement for Bailey's cream liqueur. Half a nipple being 25ML.

"Barkeep! Half a nipple of Bailey's!"

by TheBiggestBen November 19, 2017