Mark

Whenever something bad occurs, such as your first born being grilled on a barbeque, you must exlaim "MARK". Its always Marks fault

Person 1: Hey isnt that Eddie your first born on the barbeque
Person 2: Oh for fucks sake it is
Person 1 and 2: MARK

by Mark Cuthill August 18, 2022

Deutsch mark

A truly stand up guy. A German bloke. Great with kids

Todd: “I feel so bad for mark, he’s a bit chubby but hyper-inflated seems a bit much”
Steve: “Deutsch mark. What an absolute fucking legend”

by Cum faggot May 20, 2019

English marks

When you spank your mother's arse so emphatically, that it leaves some prominent marks.

"I gave mother some English marks last night"

by ingleesh September 16, 2020

Mark Baigrie

Mark Baigrie is a teenager from brig, he is well known for battering an autistic boy known as Marcus Bell.

Mark Baigrie is a disabled beating cunt

by ThomasWatson1876 June 16, 2018

sausage mark

when a sausage that has been grilled has marks on it or when its been thrown at a wall and leaves an imprint on the wall

‘dude, theres a fucking sausage mark on my wall’

by lukaisntreal May 12, 2024

Mark

Really.... That's his name?...... I don't like him.

Hym "That's his name? Really? I don't like him. Tell him to change it. And not because it's Mark but the other part."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2023

Mark your shoes

Marking someone’s shoes means your going to leave marks on another female’s tetas.

Man: “I’m going to mark your shoes”

Female: “okay daddy”

by Pprider244466666 February 20, 2024