Mary Brooks Bruner

Mary Brooks is a girl who can be very rude unintentionally and has a very sarcastic personality. But once you get to know her (and learn to ignore her being a bitch) she is actually really nice. She tends to be attracted to blonde guys but has a habit of getting with guys she doesn’t want to get with and then regrets it (sometimes she gets pods out of it). She also hated being called Mary B.

“Mary brooks bruner is such a bitch but I love her”

by ohshit1234 November 8, 2019

Brooke Marie Paley

She a disabled but fucked up bitch she doesn’t do anything in life only sit down

Brooke Marie Paley is so sht

by Fuck brooke November 12, 2019

Mary Jein

The Most badass person on this Earth. She never sits in the subway cuz she’s too badass for that. She drinks coffee before bed cuz she doesn’t give a shit cuz she badass man..

Octy: Why don’t ya sit down, man?

Mary Jein: Cuz I’m badass man
Octy: Fukman

by MaryJein November 13, 2019

Mary

Great girlfriend. Loyal usually had a bf by the name of a Javier.

Wow that’s a Mary over there!

by Jeff Dawson November 13, 2019

Bloody Mary

When you have passionate period sex and you collect the mixture of blood, sweat, and semen. Creating a novelty cocktail.

Is it that time of month? I've been waiting for my Bloody Mary.

by AlpacaDynasty November 16, 2019

Mary

The best person you could ever meet. She's kind, considerate, beautiful, and honest. She always has your back and she NEVER lies. Lying does not exist in her world. She's been through tough shit and still is kind and generous to her best friends. She's always loyal and never breaks your trust and she knows the difference between right and wrong. She's always so supportive and leads you in the right way.

Vai ~ *cries*
Mary ~ "VAI!! WHATS WRONG?!? WHO DO I HAVE TO BEAT UP NOW???"
Vai ~ "...."

by your local loser November 19, 2019

Mary Jane

Someone who LOVESSS anime (specifically Fairy Tail) (no judging!!) and is really sweet and awesome. Sure she may have some problems but u need to help her and be there for her when shes down. If you love a Mary Jane or MJ, then she is super cool! NEVER I MEAN EVER BE MEAN TO HER SHE WILL BE MEAN TO U BACK she is such a weeb! ps thats good u know
plus shes real funny!!

Mary Jane: Did u see that episode of fairy tail when...
Mary Jane's friend: yea! Mary Jane ur so funny and cool

by anonymous November 20, 2019