When you are on the verge of falling asleep and you remember an extremely embarrassing moment, causing a physical reaction where you flinch hard enough to "kick the sheets"
Friend: "Why are you still awake man? I thought you went to bed an hour ago."
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).
(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).
(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)
by LukeLinguini January 22, 2024

“Pumped Up Kicks” by Foster The People sounds like an upbeat song, but upon further examination, it is about a school shooting. Any song that has a happy tune, but dark lyrics has Pumped Up Kicks Syndrome.
by SB757 December 23, 2023

When one shits upon another persons chest then jerks off and climax’s atop said stool pile and proceeds to kick the load into their partners face
by Sploogebob Squarepants May 31, 2020

Skinny bastards who jump up in the air leg extended kicking people in the head or chest. Lizard like legs
by 123adam May 14, 2014

While balls deep doggystyle another person is kicking you in the balls with a big red shoe simultaneously squeezing their big red nose making a squeaky sound.
by klownposse June 7, 2017

A Bemmimgfilm lbj brother gets hurt and he comes face to face with the man who is responsible braid man. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created and started bejrovbooty kicking. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq February 4, 2024

I was out with my bitchy girlfriend when she delivered a "minor ass kicking" when she found out I was cheating because my friends snitched, but I'm still fine!
by WallOGainz April 23, 2017
