Baby Jesus

Baby Jesus = Chicken wing

e.g tender and mild

Baby Jesus = chicken wing

by Throwback time!!! December 9, 2019

greasy jesus

When one, after having sex in the missionary position, ejaculates on their partner and rubs it all over their skin. They then proceed to tie their arms outstretched and ankles together

My girl was begging for a greasy Jesus last night. It was Epic

by Peyton Manning's Forehead October 9, 2016

Beardless Jesus

A person that looks like Jesus without a beard.
Sometimes abbreviated as BJ.

Art Naylor is a beardless jesus!

by jjamiie March 6, 2011

the Jesus approach

Going into a text conversation on Omegle and talking about Jesus the whole time. Then you take a screenshot of it to show to your buddies. It's like the online version of planking.

Me: Dude I totally used the Jesus approach on this random from Omegle lastnight!

Friend: No way! Send me the screenshot!

by Swarley6969 August 20, 2011

Jesus Tits

Takes the place of an existing curse word. Also something you will here from any country boy turned city. Claimed by Archie Sowell and created by him in 1989

Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck Josh!
Jesus Tits! Shut Yo Face Jessica!
Jesus Tits! You got me all excited!

by Arch1980 December 26, 2020

ba-jesus

its a totally awsome word meaning anything created by ALBERT RIPPEL

it hurts like a ba-jesus.
o my ba-jesus

by Albert RIppel April 22, 2005

Jesus Christ on a cracker

A notably more potent form of the exclamation"Jesus Christ!". Used to show extreme cases of shock, disgust, or awe.

John: Yo, I just hit your little sister with my car!
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?

by TGBen December 30, 2008