John Firm

An exceptionally confident handshake, where ones left hand grasps the elbow of the person whose hand you're shaking.

You won't get hired if you give the interview a limp-fish handshake, but you might if you give a John Firm.

by spotimus prime July 2, 2015

john lapan

The biggest strongest man ever..Well that is George LaPan..Dlnt mess with those awesome men!

Hey, is that John LaPan? Oh wait that guys penis isn't massive

by DixieLaPanKarcherManly September 22, 2015

John Ralphio

An adjective to describe a perfect man, the literal embodiment of heaven in a 6ft tall 6 packed man. He's got good looks, he's got charm and he's got athletic ability. He puts every other man to shame.

Person 1: "My golly gosh! That young fellow is quite attractive"
Person 2: "Yeah mate, he's like a proper John Ralphio isn't he"
Person 1: "yes"

by Ceazar November 1, 2016

John Cena

The best meme ever.

JOHN CENA IS MY SON.

by iceola November 15, 2016

John Broad

Literally the greatest, most famous type of chap alive, honestly this is the best type of fellow to be

Father, someday I would like to be a John Broad

by Iniguel bandangus November 20, 2016

john gwen

a very swell guy who owns a little unicorn named Billy. Every party with him is fuckin' lit. Also listens to David.

john gwen stefani

by Nouk December 6, 2016

john richardson

John Richardson is a guy who's ego is bigger than his ambitions

That John Richardson will go nowhere

by Pseudyonx October 30, 2015