I did that marathon in a pair of swimming shorts with a mesh lining! They were rubbing my todger for 26 miles! I had a red zeppelin when I got home!
by Nuphagus January 05, 2020
The smallest increment of measurement in relation to distance or time. An infinitesimal amount of measurement of closeness.
In relation to a smidge, smidgeon, and skosh, a red pube is the smallest measurement.
In relation to a smidge, smidgeon, and skosh, a red pube is the smallest measurement.
You're just a red pube away from getting zocked in the balls.
I'm just a red pube short of giving a fuck.
I'm just a red pube short of giving a fuck.
by PONDERINGWHATIMPONDERINGPINKY January 15, 2017
Elitist in the Marine Corp who over exceeds in the United States Marine Corp Sniper Academy. Never misses a shot and will camp in any weather to hit his target.
by Rob Furlong May 29, 2020
The act of a period blood enema via the rectum followed by defecating the poo/blood mixture onto someone or something creating the "Red Lotus" effect.
Grown in the mud.
Grown in the mud.
by Shiz N Gigz September 06, 2021
A play on the term "white noise", referring to news and social media posts which are designed to make you outraged about some one or some thing, but which provide you no opportunity to actually do anything about it. Also referred to as "Outrage Porn".
"Have you seen that video of the mom who yelled at the taco bell drive thru because they forgot her fries?"
"Not really, that stuff is just red noise"
"Not really, that stuff is just red noise"
by Addyct July 13, 2019
by Frank Fisterton February 08, 2018
by Qwentworth supreme October 12, 2022