dinner red

A glass of red wine that is served/consumed during the entree/dinner and paired with that course.

After my first glass of wine, I’ll wait and get a dinner red for my second glass.

by Natty_Tor April 17, 2021

hazy red

a strain of marijuana grown in the east Andes mountain range, this strain is said to be an extremely dank cross between wakiki queen and california skunk, produces a mellow long lasting high

Stoner 1: Nigga i copped a o of some good. Its hazy red. u wanna go chief?
Stoner 2: HAZY RED? OHH SHYT NIGG LEGGOOOOO

by DaGanjaLord420 March 30, 2011

dumb red

maroon

That sweater is so ugly. It’s color is filthy too.. dumb red. Who would buy that? Only a Chad that flexes in the mirror while recording himself rapping along to the song playing.

by GabNotGabo March 29, 2019

red thot

A girl who talks a lot of shit and acts all friendly a fake bitch

Girl 1: Sarah is such a bitch she’s always talking shit

Girl 2: she’s a red thot

by ya_girl May 5, 2019

The Red Dream

A term used by announcers and fans alike for MLB baseball player Justin Turner, who has red hair and beard.

There goes The Red Dream with a 2-run homer!

by FriendlyNeighborhoodDILF April 28, 2021

Red Christmas

The event of your wife or girlfriend being on their period for Christmas.

Steve: "You gonna get some holiday fanny this Christmas, Tom?"
Tom: "No, Steve. Not this year, buddy. It's going to be a Red Christmas."

by The Mumbling Manchildren April 21, 2018

Red Thursday

The approximate day, each year, when health insurance deductibles have been met, and patients can get medical treatment for drastically less out of pocket expenses. During this time of year, hospitals see a large increase in business, as surgeries, mri's and other large medical procedures are then scheduled as more patients meet their deductible. On Red Thursday, the blood begins to flow as the surgeons begin to cut. It derives from the term Black Friday, but in a medical context.

That ER visit met my deductible so today is my Red Thursday. I'm going to get that MRI I've been putting off, those injections in my knee, these moles removed, and that surgery to fix that disk in my back.

by Akopian Atrebates October 16, 2019