Stop making these fake post 

Tomorrow is not any national day so stop being thirsty and trying to grab dick with these fake ass post

They are annoying and unnecessary Stop making these fake post @omg-taetae

Stop making these fake post by Dionta April 11, 2019

Paddy Cake Fake-Out 

When you play paddy cake with someone, and then "paddy cake" (hit) them really hard with the intent to harm them with either violence or as a friendly gesture, or to knock them away as a way to harm them or tell them to avoid you.

Person 1: "Let's play paddy cake!"
Person 2: "...fine."
*Playing paddy cake*
Person 2: *rears fist in a way that looks just like paddy cake*
Person 2: *launches fist forward*
Person 1: *flies backwards*

Plot twist: Person 2 was using a Paddy Cake Fake-Out

Paddy Cake Fake-Out by ThatGuyAtParties November 15, 2019

The ‘cher with the fake coffee cup 

That teacher who always walks around with a coffee cup-like water bottle in her hand even during lesson time.

“What’s the name of our Literature teacher?”
“The ‘cher with the fake coffee cup!”

The ‘cher with the fake coffee cup by ACTethx February 12, 2020

wrestling is fake 

what those asshole friends say when you enjoy wrestling

you: *enjoying wrestling minding your own business*
asshole friend: you know that wrestling is fake right
you: *gets up and kills him* did that feel fake bitch

wrestling is fake by caleb_yeetyman May 6, 2020

pump fake

To hold the blunt or joint in such a manner to where it looks to a fellow smoker as if you are attempting to pass it when in fact you are not.

Tyson goes to accept the blunt from Shane, and Shane quickly pulls it back to smoke. "I thought you were passing it," says Tyson. "Yeah, you really bit on that pump fake," Shane replies.

pump fake by carterthekid January 7, 2008

phili fake out 

While fucking a girl from behind, spit on her back and tell her that your done. When she turns around, proceed to wank it and nut in her eye. The phili fake out often leads to a mild to serious case of glaucoma.

Since Sally didn't like taking my juice in her mouth, I decided to pull the phili fake out on her to remind her who the real boss is.

phili fake out by Toni Kukoc May 6, 2006

FAKEY FAKE 

A fakey fake is the fakest fan ever. If there is anything ever to be fake about they have probably already faked it

"wow, Linda is such a fakey fake. she said she watched the new my little pony episode but couldn't even tell me all the plot points."

FAKEY FAKE by Samdrue June 13, 2018