When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
Get the Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Ruddermug. The “Dutch Bungle” is a tenacious act one performs whilst participating in cunnilingus. The “Dutch Bungle” takes place as the bottom participant is face down ass up and the rear standing participant takes a damp stroopwafel and lays it betwixt the ass cheeks right above the rectum. The rear standing participant then ejaculates on the pastry, then using his penis, he stuffs it in the other individual creating a sort of cheese danish.
by AnneFranksPuss January 3, 2025
Get the Dutch Bunglemug.