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Nebraskan Corn Schucker

The act of giving a man a handjob while simultaneously ripping out his pubic hair.
Sally gave me the ol' nebraskan corn schucker the other day and now I have a rash.
by Ruddpudd April 1, 2024
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Corn

An expression regarding an attractive woman, so attractive, that you'd eat the corn from her excrement.
"That woman is corn!"
by Dudeinohio January 24, 2026
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CORN SEEDS

"Hey, do you have anymore corn seeds? We need popcorn for movie night"
by NoMoreLockedDoors69 January 26, 2026
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Cracking Corn

"We had to do anal because she's on her period and I'm not into scrambled eggs. "

"So instead you decided cracking corn was better?"
by Polypangirl January 27, 2026
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CORN 2.0

The latest can of corn by Ryangular Inc. released on February 13th, 2026. It's packed with corn, electrolytes and salt from the Himalayas. Its predecessor is CORN 1.0. Reviews and critics say it is much more cornier than 1.0. Unfortunately, shipments of CORN 2.0 in Romania have not been started as of Feb. 27, but the makers confirmed there will be sooner or later.
Man 1.0: I got fired from my job last week, and won't be able to afford rent, but CORN 2.0 lets me keep an optimistic view on the situation!

Man 2.0: My mother just got killed in a brutal car accident, but CORN 2.0 saved me from my crippling depression!

Man 3.0: I've been falsely accused of mass genocide and I have no way to prove that I didn't do it, but thankfully CORN 2.0 has helped me look past it and not worry about trivial matters!
by BlueSalmonBurger February 27, 2026
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