Rug Burn Cock

When a Males junk is given a rash from a rug

Gavin got Rug Burn Cock after he fell.

by batman dirty sends January 18, 2023

E. Burns

A person that loves Burger King

ur eating so much Burger King ur pulling a E. Burns

by ErblinIsMyName46 March 8, 2022

tafter-burn

the serious burning sensation and pain felt the day after you get inked, when your natural endorphins and adrenaline wear off.

Friend 1: Dude, love your new ink.
Friend 2: Thanks. Didn't hurt last niight, but the tafter-burn in the shower nearly killed me this morning.

by kiss27 July 15, 2014

Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.

“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”

by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023

Columbian Rug Burn

When you drag your testicles across your rug, it gives you a big rug burn on your penis. After that, you pour bleach over the wound.

yo bro i just gave my self a Columbian Rug Burn last week

by Gay_faggot_swag25 April 29, 2025

Burning bush

When you need to shave but don’t have a lot of time, you perform a burning bush, lighting fire to your pubes and watch them burn away like a forest fire

Shit, Des is going to be here in 5 minutes and I haven’t even shaved! I’m going to have to pull a burning bush!

by No giggling August 1, 2019

Burn Slut

The naive girl that male burners convince to be a pass around. Once one gets in, they all know they can get in too. The girl is typically just trying to fit in or get free drugs, and the males are generally opportunistic, praising the "merits" of open relationships and free love. The girl has no idea that she is just being used for sex and they don't actually acknowledge her as part of the community.

Burner 1: "I got the burn slut pregnant"
Burner 2: "No relationship, no responsibility"

by Hellhammer13 December 15, 2017