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bareerah

the most amazing fuckin person ever, always has good food and lots of yummy snacks. everyone loves her a whole fucking lot. she'll be there for you when your crying or smiling. an absolutely stunning and beautiful girl too. they say "one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, she's the definition and reason for that saying. a real keeper.
random girl: omgg, bareerah's so damn annoying!!
nice girl: stfu go kys whore?!
by yume mehzabin !! November 27, 2023
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Baggery

A human-feline game in which the furry baggee crawls whether enticed or no into a paper or plastic bag, and is then teased unto paroxysm by the bagger with proddings and pokings from without. The administration of baggery may or may not culminate with the ritual hoisting aloft and brief carriage of the scrofulous old thug. It is all one to him.
Every morning I utter a prayer of thanks that I am a citizen of a nation which refrains from molesting me when I describe my tom's predilection for a spot of baggery.
by Old Phardt December 6, 2023
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Barber Schoolin' It

When you have a maximum number of allowed absences from a job/school and utilize them all systematically within the allotted time to not "give up any free days".
Ebid is using up all his missed games allowed before being disqualified from end-of-season award contention. Ya, he's really barber schoolin' it.
by {Professor_Chaos} February 20, 2024
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Barbering

Karaoke enthusiast that destroys everyone’s ears.
He’s was Barbering when he got the Microphone
by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024
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Barber

A Kentish slang term for an annoying person normally in a position of authority who is a bit mad and sings whilst they walk along with nothing useful to do. When they speak it makes no sense at all and sounds like they are just repeating the word "Barber" over and over again. for example "Hello you, Barber barber barber barber?" to which the reply is normally "pardon, what are you on about?"

Can also be used when you are interfered with or your life is made more difficult by the "Barber" in question.

For example "How your day going mate?" "Was going fine until that idiot interfered, ive been properly barbered!!!"
That guy over there is a real interfering idiot, he's a right old Barber!

The day was going really well until I got barbered.....

Crashed my car the other day, was pulling out of a junction and the bloke coming the other way barbered me....
by The Man of Kent March 5, 2024
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Badger Walking

Using the journey to a destination or location as an excuse to pass gas.
Meg: I think I’m going to the store today.

Jade: What are you going to buy?
Meg: Nothing, I’m just going to be badger walking there and back.
by Eggyeggtoo June 5, 2024
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Barbergasted

I met a person that got barbergasted yesterday
by SpeedOfDoom July 10, 2024
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