the phrase that is whispered by naughty older boys to bomb younger girls through textual message. a self-respecting male, or one desperate to spit raw game may only use this while under the strong influence of alcohol or ghb.
by Kins-Loo March 6, 2009
Get the smartie barmug. towel bar, v. - The process of purchasing or acquiring goods, unboxing, yeeting the accessories, and placing the object in the direct path of installers without any proximity to actual installation time.
The homeowner is towel barring again; he bought all of the glassware for a bar that's not even built and put it "on the shelves," which are unpacked and disassembled on the floor that's not grouted yet.
by glizzyholm September 23, 2022
Get the towel barmug. Bar is a nickname that can only be used by ud. Bar is a nickname meant for people named Karley. Bar comes from the word KarleyBarley.
by UdBar4life December 13, 2021
Get the Barmug. Bar is incredibly sexy, every girl wants him and every man wants to be him.
His presence makes every straight man to munch on his feces and drink his yellow piss.
My goal in life is to one day have him acknowledge my being.
Some legends claim, that his penis is so large, that it has it's own magnetic pull, his penis requires so much blood to operate, that he needs to drink fresh human blood everyday just to get an erection!
His gigantic nuts are so large, that one ejaculation can fill a whole Olympic swimming pool.
His presence makes every straight man to munch on his feces and drink his yellow piss.
My goal in life is to one day have him acknowledge my being.
Some legends claim, that his penis is so large, that it has it's own magnetic pull, his penis requires so much blood to operate, that he needs to drink fresh human blood everyday just to get an erection!
His gigantic nuts are so large, that one ejaculation can fill a whole Olympic swimming pool.
"The giant Horse Cock weighs over 11 pounds"
Eyal: Bruh that's nothing! Bar's cock makes the Horse Cock look like a fucking atom
Bar: yes very large penis i have yaaaaaassss
Eyal: Bruh that's nothing! Bar's cock makes the Horse Cock look like a fucking atom
Bar: yes very large penis i have yaaaaaassss
by EYAL5555 November 22, 2021
Get the Barmug. This word is used to describe a man whom stole your wife and does not deserve a real name at his so shameful.
After the founding bars smiling at people's wives he is lonely and has gone through 700 divorceres and your wife was next this is how you address a guy also when he looks gay but then your wife dumps you for him and says she's been seeing him for seven years.
Use this Word also when a man have two wives after the sisters without them knowing the other wife is married to him.
After the founding bars smiling at people's wives he is lonely and has gone through 700 divorceres and your wife was next this is how you address a guy also when he looks gay but then your wife dumps you for him and says she's been seeing him for seven years.
Use this Word also when a man have two wives after the sisters without them knowing the other wife is married to him.
David was now being divorced because his wife dumped him to marry the twink from the bar who is a man who steves her wife in a bar and then you get dumped
by Dr. Grape August 2, 2025
Get the Twink from the barmug. 5 bar meaning is a meaning created by animefanyea in kyubi, he expresses himself by saying “get 5 barred diddy” when an insolent being says something foolish unironically
Like this for example
Like this for example
“I’m gonna touch you so hard you’ll be bleeding from somewhere you didn’t even know existed”
Animefanyea:BRO IS DIDDY GET 5 BARRED KEDDDD 😭
Animefanyea:BRO IS DIDDY GET 5 BARRED KEDDDD 😭
by Niggaraper20000 August 28, 2025
Get the 5 barmug. by Lynzz November 2, 2023
Get the anal chocolate barmug.