The Jesus Boob Cult is a place where fags share trauma and a love of phoebe Bridgers while drinking Jesus’s period blood and eating his boobs. The JBC is very selective of its members and will only allow the gayest of the fags and the gayest of the straights to participate in its rituals.
Person one: are you in the Jesus Boob Cult????
Person two: yes but I’m not supposed to tell anyone
Person one: WHAT how did you get accepted, I’ve been trying to get in for months!
Person two: yes but I’m not supposed to tell anyone
Person one: WHAT how did you get accepted, I’ve been trying to get in for months!
by JBC is life September 24, 2021
Get the Jesus Boob Cultmug. by SpyingSquirrel January 15, 2021
Get the Under-boob-facemug. 
Thigh guy: Look at Rebecca's thick thighs!
Ass guy: That's not even the best part! I could use her ass as a pillow!
Boob guy: Both of you are wrong! Her bust is the most beautiful part of her body!
Ass guy: That's not even the best part! I could use her ass as a pillow!
Boob guy: Both of you are wrong! Her bust is the most beautiful part of her body!
by SebaliMotherTrucker October 29, 2023
Get the boob guymug. by amiboo3 February 16, 2022
Get the hyper boobmug. by Bruhyuh April 12, 2020
Get the boobs like a hacky sackmug. Someone who intentionally gets in the way or steps on your toes. Or hold an arrogant aura. Someone who drinks the last can of coke out of the icebox and doesn't replace it. A "boob". *Also a nickname for my arrogant dog.
by Pallendrome_Hannah March 1, 2025
Get the Boobmug.