real goals

real goals is to find a fuckbuddy

''ey did you tap his ass last night?''
''yup''
''that's real goals''

by cocksuckerlover69 February 25, 2017

Real

please help

real.

by vc7x42 June 12, 2022

Real OG

One of the first people to join a community.

I'm a real OG Madridista, joined it back in 2002.

by sarcastic remark September 23, 2023

For real

Yeah. Drone strike MY location. We don't give a fuck bout collateral damage round her.

Hym "For real. It's not a dare. It's an order. Drone strike me for terrorisming and put an end to all of this. Me stabbing a kid is not going to invalidate the contract so you can just go ahead and stop trying to weasel out of it. Just Drone strike me today. It'll be good. I think it's good."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

the real stuff is in the shed

When the worst/best is yet to come.

- You think this is bad ? Well the real stuff is in the shed !

by Ima Potato June 1, 2024

Real

Basically what people are saying nowadays on Tiktok, Youtube, Pintrest, Twitter.. You name it. It's kind of like saying "Fr" (For real) under a relatable post. The most annoying part of it tho, is that people use it for the most random things that don't even seem like a relatable moment. Like, Someone could show a photo of them at the beach, and someone in the comments might say; "The floaty in the background is so real" Like ?? How is that relatable?? You sound slow. Below is a better example on how you can use the term, "Real"

Exhibit A: Man, I love going on road trips and watching all the trees and houses pass by."

Exhibit B: "Real."

by potatopl3b June 19, 2025

Real

Josiah Alexander Powell

Person 1: Ur fake smhhh
Person 2: search “real” in the urban dictionary

by Ice cream holster April 30, 2021