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Mike's

This is used when a guy has a really, but really big dick, and wants you to lick it.
OMG you're such a Mike's
by imhot24/7 June 8, 2023
mugGet the Mike'smug.

mike xiao

Mike Xiao means a big dick in your mouth ''I had a mike xiao last night
by IHaveADickInUrMom October 10, 2016
mugGet the mike xiaomug.

michael (mike) reynolds

Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.
"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 5, 2018
mugGet the michael (mike) reynoldsmug.

Mike Tyson

You tryna play your man’s in front of a jawn or when u saying anything negative to him to a girl and this goes for a girl too .Just don’t say anything negative u won’t be Mike !!!
Mike Tyson-Punching on ur man’s in front of a jawn
by Don’t Mike me plsss January 17, 2023
mugGet the Mike Tysonmug.

Mike Frew

Pulling more than 5 birds at a club, best kebab harasser, GOMA gimp, shagger, virgin, beast, drug addict
Aye I saw Mike Frew
Mike Frew coming after you
Mike Frew takes patsys
by GomaGoblin January 20, 2022
mugGet the Mike Frewmug.

Mike

A Mike is the type of guy who won’t admit it, but could go on for days about how much he loves sci-fi movies starring matt damon and kristen wiig.
“Hey Mike, what is your favorite movie?”
Mike: “Dude you know this! It was the best movie of 2017!”
by mikejusticefanclub September 2, 2023
mugGet the Mikemug.

Mike

The term used to ban someone from a Discord server with no real reason.
I just Mike'd this guy because he annoyed me
by CrippledWheelchairMcDumDum January 5, 2021
mugGet the Mikemug.

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